But there's a moment that really makes you feelin' free while everything around you is getting worse: an awesome and relaxing shitbreak! ...but unfortunately i forgot to take mine this morning!
I think the God of Shit cursed me for this (or maybe it was simply my anus) but i think that's the reason why i got a stupid fuckin'slow car crash with an 83 years old man! No one got hurt, no damage at all at the cars but dudes... don't forget to take a shit! Never!
Your toilet paper could be hungry like you are!