Skate or Die...Skating Custom Deck

In the last weeks i've been busy with this total shredder. I manually shaped this coffin out an old skateboard deck in a total DIY way. Suddenly i scratched out the old graphic because i felt the need to paint on it. Pen, acrylic paint, markers and here you are with an old crippled die-hard skater followed by the usual putrid typography i like to draw.

I was thinking about using it for pushin'around my lazy ass in the shitty town where i live but right now i don't know if i will skate it for real... Right now it's hangin' on my wall...

Another one is in the making. Write me if you want a custom deck too!

charlie

 

Fidenza City Rockers Poster

Legs without a body riding a skateboard. That's pretty sick and i don't know why i did it. No hidden meaning, just sick thoughts running through my mind at night.
I drew it for a show that will happen next week in Fidenza, a city near Parma. I'll play with my band Drug Problems and we'll share the stage with Johnny Y Los Santos Calavers and our blurred friends Donald Thompson. I'm pretty sure it's goin' to be fun.
I'll probably print 20 copies of this poster so if you wanna save one hit me via email.

Fight winter with a skateboard. Peace.

charlie

 

Knives Set

Ghetto thug life stuff here. Looks a little bit rap shit but who cares? Choose your favourite tool to set the streets on fire and protect your lazy ass while comin'home tonight!

Probably one day i'll make some screenprints of this "tattoo flash" looking artwork. If you'd like to have one just let me know and i'll think about print 'em.

P.S: if you're crazy and sick enough to get one of these tattoed let me know! Thug shit!

charlie

Two in a row!

I'haven't been drawing stupid stuff since a long time, so here i'm back with a boom! Two drawings in one day (well, i made 3 but one is seriously shitty).
Crippled skate kid living on a fast lane and a useful beer helmet: that's probably how i would have spent my day doin' but i have to deal with a frustrating winter season.

Winter sucks, ALWAYS!

Drug Problems "Blurred Reality" Tapes

FINALLY! It has been a long way but right now it's done. I had to admit that it has been so much fun to design it. 50 copies made (half on black tapes, the rest in red) recorded, mixed and mastered by Luca at Lo-fi Lo-life. 

Many thanks to the other dudes in the band, JJ and my girlfriend Domi for spending the night helping me out to hatch-cutting all the lyrics sheet. Yes folks, 50 hand cutted inserts looking like an LSD trips sheet. This is probably the sickest idea i ever got... I know it's something insane but it totally bites and fits the artwork very well.

Get your dose of surfish 80's hardcore punk (while it lasts) writing to these drug dealers.

xFast Fest 2013x Limited Edition Poster

On Saturday i'm going to have my very first art (if you can call it so...) exhibition at the awesome Fast Fest in Imola. A lot of great bands are thrashin'hard and cool people are hangin'around. If you live close by don't miss the chance to have a good time.

By the way, i wanted to celebrate this moment with something special: a limited edition of 30 hand-numbered copies poster printed on a raw heavy cardstock, 17x40 cm poster. Is there something better than a sincere middle finger? Not at all. 

P.S: i'm a little bit astonished 'cause i'm posting too much stuff for my lazy ass... High five to myself!

Peace!

Drug Problems Tees & Patches

Yes! Finally tees and patches with my artworks are ready. Just in time for the euro tour that is kicking off on Halloween! Get in touch with your favourite drug dealers to buy your dose! Printed by Handjob Prints. I'm pretty happy of how they came out. Stay stoned for the tape artwork...

Drug Problems logo & illustration

What if you mess up heavy drinking, drugs abuse, bored jerks and the annoying fog of a shitty wasteland? The Drug Problems "Blurred Reality" tape is the result of this narcotic mix. That's what you get when you draw while being wasted... A drunken rat and a putrid typography! T-shirts will be printed next week with this design. Currently i'm working on the lyrics sheet for the demotape. Stay stoned and get addicted by listening to the recordings.

Le Frelon A Perruque Logo

I'm so glad Anthony asked me to create a logo for his awesome project. Le Frelon a Perruque is a cool blog focused mainly on comics and illustration with a lot of interesting things you should definetely check out. Anthony asked to me draw a hornet wearing a wig (that's the translation of the french name) and we figured out that a glam/hair metal look could have been perfect! Follow him also on Facebook. 

charlie

You Suck! "Bunch of Jerks"

Here's the proof that i'm lazy as fuck. This is one of my oldest designs. I think i made it back in 2012, when Shit Happens Ep have been released. What's better than a skull? Nothing but a skull with a flipped hat! Printed on t-shirts and tanks, this thrashy dude also appears on the insert of the record! Some of them are still available... just in case you are interested into it, hit us up!

Jizzüs Logo

Here's the typography i drew for the scum of rock'n'roll. Shit, puke and other disgusting things for this GG Allin inspired acid rocking punk band. It looks sick even on these DIY tye-dyed tees.

Follow them on facebook, puke at the party and shit on your body!

charlie

xPUSx "Un pezzo alla volta" 7" Ep

I already liked the previous tunes from this band and that's why i'm so stoked these dudes asked me to draw some shit for their upcoming record! Killer fast hardcore band from Venice, Italy that will blow your head off! Stay tuned 'cause this record will be out soon and only 100 copies will be printed! Black&white artwork with folded record sleeve.

In the meantime check their old stuff on Bandcamp and follow them 'cause they rip!

Skatemerda 3 Poster

I totally forgot about posting it! By the way, here's the poster i drew for the long waited typical summer event: a skateboard contest in a skatepark filled with real horse shit. Like every year it has been funny as hell with beers (for the first time cold!), skateboards, more shit than ever, shitloads of friends, sun, fun and killer bands.

20 copies printed on a cream thick paper, 20x42 cm. All sold out.

Can't wait for the next year party! It's gonna be sick!

Crippled Fox T-Shirt

In the last days i've been workin'hard on this thrashy fox. A huge t-shirt design for the awesome band Crippled Fox. They are from Budapest and they totally thrash down everything. Great people, good friends and that's the reason why i'm stoked to collaborate with them.

Printed on white and yellow tees. I'm not used to wear strong colors so i made an experiment by bleaching out mine!

Listen, support them and stay tuned 'cause they'll be touring Europe in September.

Bandcamp - Facebook

 

Wake Up Salso 2013 Posters & Tees

That's a pretty different post 'cause i have been asked (i still don't know why...) to draw some stuff for this rockin'festival based in Salsomaggiore, Parma. I also played there twice with my band in the previous editions.

The dudes asked me to create a charachter (obviously crippled) rockin'out and so i did it. This four-eyed freak ended up on 60 tees and 30 signed posters. That's how it looks like...

 

Eyeball? Ok, but... WHY?

I really don't know what was going on in my mind this time... What's wrong with me?

charlie

Summertime mood

The long wait now seems to be near at the finish line. Summer looks closer and i can feel it in my mood. I had such a great time at the lake with my good friends, beers and junk food. Also my first swim of the year! So while i'm stuck at work, i'll keep on dreaming about tasty ice cream in the summer heat.

See you on the beach!

charlie

You Suck! & Sick Times Tourposter

My band You Suck! just got back from an awesome tour with Sick Times. We had such a good time on the road except for fuckin' winter weather at the end of May.

Here you'll find the poster i made for this trip. Screenprinted as usual by Handjob Prints: 30 copies handnumbered, white ink on thick superheavy black cardstock. Sold out!

It seems that folks around Europe loved it.

Stoked.

charlie

Mini Fast Fest Poster

This show has been a fuckin' blast! Kick asses bands and awesome afterparty too with a lot of good friends.

That's the poster i created for this unbelievable night. 30 copies, 35x50 cm, screenprinted by Handjob Prints on 2 different kind of paper (black ink on white and cream heavy cardstock). All the copies are sold out. Pictures soon.

Satan, skateboards and bullshit. What did you expect from me?

Bleah!

charlie

Skate for Satan

It's been a while since i last upload new stuff on this page for different reasons. First of all 'cause i'm a little bit lazy (and everybody knows it's true) but mainly because of too many things that has kept me busy in these last months.

My band You Suck! put went on tour and put out a brand new Flexi 7" Ep so i had to draw and create the record artwork and a tour poster. You'll find everything in one of the next news.

By the way: here's a t-shirt design i made last year. Nothing but a gnarly Satan shredding hard 'cause i'm sick of too many "Jesus wannabe" on skateboards. Keep skateboarding sinister, keep skateboarding a crime.

Printed by Handjob Prints (aka me and my buddy Luca), drop some lines if you want one!

charlie

Bananaddiction

Not a supercool idea of getting wasted on Tennent's Super beer with my close friends Pulce, Igor Problems and JJ yesterday night...

I woke up late as usual but this time with a huge hangover on my back. I wanted too bad to have a tasty banana for breakfast but time flies sometimes... The desire of eating that awesome fruit is still struggling inside of me and i can't wait to finally get one!

Aren't you fighting for something?

BTW: Yesterday night we also watched one of the greatest skate movie ever: Bones Brigade "The Search for Animal Chin". That's skateboarding, not your "bling bling" rap manny shit.

Uh uh uh.

charlie

Possessed to Sk-hate

Hate is the only word floating in my head when i look outside the window in these days. I've been waiting so much for Spring and now it seems that we got back in a fuckin' winter frost.

I just can't wait for warm sunny days but the only thing i got is a frozen, grey, cold and boring blurred reality!

Winter is an enemy of skateboarding and that's why I hate it. You should do it too because we need to skate and we need it NOW!

Fuck!

charlie

Night of the leaving dad

Yesterday night i've been thinking about (and obviously listening to) The Misfits sooo much. This band definetely kicks asses. I really can't understand why some people are not that much into them (you should ask yourselves some questions) and my friend Luca Orgia is the only one i can forgive.

I wish it was a scene but unfortunately this ain't no fantasy 'cause i really stumbled in somnambulance and woke up with no feeling in my arms today. So: what should i expect from this day? Nothing but philty bad smelling shit! Who cares? No one, it's Friday!

charlie

P.S: Your dad is seriously leaving? I' feel sorry for you. Perhaps you should have a beer with him while listening to The Misfits. I don't know what to do to keep him from going and sometimes family relations goes in the wrong direction... fuck, am i really writing about your dad?!?

Ready to rumble?

Sometimes it happens that you wake up (later than usually) and your day start in the worst way ever. Well, today was one of these days. So bad that you can't wait for it to finish... the one that when there's something going wrong you can only expect somethin' even worse. Today it was my turn and i had to fight with shit really hard. I think i won 'cause right now i'm going to sleep.

Ready? Rumble! Shit!

charlie

Life's unfair...

It's a springtime sunny afternoon (here in Shitaly it's like 16°) and i'm stuck at my workplace. I'd like to get gnarly with my buddies on skateboards, smashing some cocujanji grabs, guzzle some cheap beers or drawing skulls outdoor. This chair today is hotter than hell, i can't let my ass sitting on it. The only thing that makes me happy is that in 3 hours i got band practice!

Life sucks (sometimes)!

charlie

Party Routine? Mh, yeah!

Dudes, it's fuckin'Monday and i'm pretty sure that most of you got a funny weekend. Down here in my foggy grey hometown we kill the boredom by partyin' hard without any particular reason. Just shred one, two, three, four, five, BLEEEEEAH! ...beers... too late: you puked! And that's right!

charlie

The best moment of the day: Shitbreak!

This morning i woke up late so i had to hurry up on my way to work. When days start this way, the only thing for sure is that everything will fall down easily.

But there's a moment that really makes you feelin' free while everything around you is getting worse: an awesome and relaxing shitbreak! ...but unfortunately i forgot to take mine this morning!

I think the God of Shit cursed me for this (or maybe it was simply my anus) but i think that's the reason why i got a stupid fuckin'slow car crash with an 83 years old man! No one got hurt, no damage at all at the cars but dudes... don't forget to take a shit! Never! 

Your toilet paper could be hungry like you are!

Peace

charlie

After many years... i did it!

I don't know why it took soooo much time to run this useless blog (maybe because i'm a lazy italian retard guy) but finally here we are.
My only purpose is to have a place where to collect all the silly stuff i draw but if you're seriously thinking this crappy "art" kicks ass you'd better ask for something.

I like to draw thrash crippled people, skateboards, beers, retarded guys and skulls.
Mainly skulls but also... S K U L L S!

1. If you'll ever wonder why i draw mainly stuff for the skatethrash band YOU SUCK! the answer is: i play the bass in this band.

2. Yes, i also run Handjob Screeenprinting with my emotionless bandmate Luca "orgia" Hovnzi.

I promise i'll check my brand new shiny and empty mail address: brokenteethgraphics@gmail.com

I think i need a beer right now... Cheers

charlie